A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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