idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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