I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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