try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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