He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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