I cannot find my penis.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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