The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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