dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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