Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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