we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My underwear smells like fireworks.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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