drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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