About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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