I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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