is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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