He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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