i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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