I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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