So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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