I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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