How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We just shotgunned beers for America
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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