Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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