Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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