How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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