all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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