Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
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