Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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