fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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