Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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