I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
