Her vagina should come with caution tape.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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