D3 body, D1 cock
She is in my trunk
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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