She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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