i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
this is an emotional support booty call
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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