God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Randomize
