scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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