how can u be prego again
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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