Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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