love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
