Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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