Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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