you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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