You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I am one with the molecules
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Randomize
