I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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