Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
