Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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