six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I FOUND THE LEGS
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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