I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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