We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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