3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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