quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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